We are the very model of determined localism,
We see our little townscape through a very Crouch End prism
We know the rules of planning, and we quote the legislational
From bungalows to shop fronts , in designs all inspirational.
We’re very well acquainted, too, with matters conservational,
We understand the guidelines, both the simple and relational,
About the latest trends we’re teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many doleful facts about the Town Hall Square’s hypotenuse.
We’re very good at applications all objectionable;
When Section 106 is really not Afford-able:
From Essex to the Clock Tower, we phrase it all Win-skilfully
In fair or Fouweather we carry on quite wilfully
Ciron-ically, Mason-ically, Cedillically, Mustovian
Not even any one of us is known to be Harrovian
Jacksonian, Smithsonian, Sharp-witted and Levinical
We rely upon our minions for opinions quite clinical
In short, in matters Neighbourhood Forumington,
Our secretary really was a modern Norman Beddington.